Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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