You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
