there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
