Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My vagina just clenched in fear
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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