im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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