Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
