I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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