when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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