Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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