Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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