you guys were way drunker than both of me
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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