I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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