how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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