Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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