yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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