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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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