He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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