do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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