two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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