If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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