dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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