I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My Sexting was not on an AP level
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
