I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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