You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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