Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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