no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm too high and old for this...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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