Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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