And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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