There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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