Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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