I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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