i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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