i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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