ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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