You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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