just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
