what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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