but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sext me about skeletons
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