So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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