I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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