That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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