Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
