Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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