I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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