Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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