windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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