So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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