so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize