jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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