ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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