You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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