apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I love having hate sex.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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