I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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