well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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