I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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