he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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