I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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