I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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